i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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