Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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