CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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