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i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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