Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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