He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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