she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
