have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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