New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How naked do you want me to be?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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