you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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