My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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