I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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