How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
