But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
My legs feel like baby dolphins
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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