I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
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