Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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