Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How's work?
Spinning.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Boobs speak an international language.
I AM VODKA MAN
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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