She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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