Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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