the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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