Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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