she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I need to align my fucking chakras
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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