Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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