do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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