i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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