READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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