Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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