I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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