i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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