please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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