we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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