belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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