You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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