"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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