Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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