I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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