Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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