If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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