I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
a search helicopter?!
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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