He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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