they need to just BURY HIM!
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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