trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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