Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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