this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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