Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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