yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You have to summon your inner elephant
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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