Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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