Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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