I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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