If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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