ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
